Treasure Map

I see I haven't written in over a month. I got discouraged. Easy to do maybe. Maybe not. At any rate, I find myself on this Memorial Day Weekend with not much to do. Don is watching the Indy 500 on television. After 24 years of marriage I have learned to watch, even love, football and college basketball. But I cannot, cannot, sit and watch cars go around in an oval. It's beyond me. So I am writing. I want to show you a picture of our Treasure Map this year.

We printed out this map new for 2012. Last year everything was in a slightly different place (crop rotation). This year, it is the map of where all our secret treasures are buried in the earth. Seeds, tomato plants, onions by the hundreds, all manner of peppers, hot and mild, and many more. This year we are even attempting rutabagas. This is new for us. When I bought the seeds, the woman behind the counter said, "You must be from the U.P." 

"Why do you say that," I asked, mystified. "Well, everyone from the U.P. grows these to use them in pasty's," she said, confident in her assessment. I grinned, "Nope," I said, "from the lower peninsula." She seemed disappointed.

Now, take a look at these 30 beautiful bottles of red wine.

It came out great. And it's delicious. Don't know if you can see the label in the picture or not. We called it "Black Dog Wines," with a picture of Boomer on the front. Our way of honoring him. We ordered the juice from Napa Valley. The box was dented and some leaked out when we received it. So we had to add a bit of red wine when we made it. Nevertheless, the bottles turned out to be around $3/bottle which is pretty cheap for a truly lovely, summery-light cabernet sauvignon.

And the strawberries? I needn't have worried. We started last week and have been picking at least a quart a day. Every day. I've made two batches of freezer strawberry jam, and have frozen three of four quarts already. We went to a party last night and I took lovely, lovely strawberries, all picked over and lightly sugared, to spoon over vanilla ice cream. Oohs and Aahs everywhere.

It is a wonderful feeling to have this perfect produce. I walked to the fridge in the garage this morning in my pj's. It was about 63 degrees, pale blue sky and a light breeze. I went to get a few strawberries to put on my cereal. Life is good, I thought, smelling the ripe strawberries. The farm is good.

Dolly's New Duds

Since Dolly wore the same dress all year last year, and since she was a sodden heap this spring, I took pity on her and went shopping. Ball gowns were on sale at the used clothing store, so I thought this one would be perfect.

I wanted red anyway. Did she want red? I don't know. It has sequins and sparkles and probably by mid-summer it will all be pale pink. But at the moment she looks dazzling.

The garden is barely started. The onions are just rooting, the garlic is barely up, the lettuce is maybe 1/4" high, and, wonder of wonders, we have the teeniest, tiniest 1" high tip of asparagus coming up from where we planted the roots a week or so ago. It was so thin, thinner than the stem of a Q-tip, we hardly saw it.

But no bees. I am looking everywhere and no bees. This spurs my desire to get a hive this year or next. I know nothing about keeping bees, but I am willing to learn. You can see what no bees has done to my mania for fresh strawberries this season. The plants are all a-flower but not a single passer-by to dawdle in the pollen-laden blossoms.

So here I am, hand-pollinating the blossoms. I think this photo pretty much shouts "Botanic Loser!"

Besides being on my hands and knees in the strawberry patch, I have begun two other projects. These deal with rust-covered items that I plan to restore and make a part of my flower garden.

This is a small, metal folding chair I discovered out in the woods as part of a deer stand. I have big plans for this small chair. I see it painted a soft, pale buttercup yellow, holding a large pot filled with dark blue salvia and pale yellow nasturtiums. At least this is the plan in my mind. Flower gardeners are notorious for floriferous, blowsy dreams of colored blooms. (I have really no idea what sorts of dreams vegetable gardeners have. Last year's vegetable garden was a surprise and a miracle.)

Here is my next project. The "Ross Europa III" which means nothing to me, but the Viet Nam veteran who sold it to me (after some haggling) for $15, assured me it was worth far, far more. "The seat alone is probably worth $40!" Perhaps. Perhaps not. This, also, I plan to spray paint pale yellow, attach a basket to the handle bars and plant it overflowing (overflowering) with cheery annuals. At the moment it's a rust heap. (But still rideable!)

It's still cold here, highs only in the low 50's, and we're still covering the strawberry patch almost every night since it dips down into the low 30's at night. I still don't know what to do with myself most days. The garden doesn't keep me busy enough. I'm sick of cooking. I'm completely sick of cleaning. Frankly, going into town to shop for a new dress for Dolly was probably the highlight of my week.

We have lived here for exactly one year now. I suppose this blog is a record of how well, or how poorly, I've adjusted to farm life. Does anyone read this blog? I have no idea. I suppose it's a form of journaling, and perhaps that's good enough.

The Promise

We have lived through March. I thought it would never end. It was the wildest and wooliest March ever. Came in like a lamb with over a week of temperatures in the high 80's, and left like a lion with frost/freeze warnings every other night. It was crazy.

Because of the warm temperatures, the flora and fauna of the world came alive much earlier than normal. The apple tree on the west side of the house that we freed from a vice grip of fox grape vines, burst into bud. The daylilies rose 10" out of the ground. My bonsai Hawthorn tree, a gift from a friend, leafed out, and most of the bulbs I planted last fall bloomed. Actually bloomed. In March. Amazing. We planted peas, spinach and lettuce. We pulled back the straw blanket from the strawberries and they reached for the sun. Already waist-high, the raspberries leafed out and suckers appeared everywhere.

We had to mow the lawn! In March! This is unheard of in Michigan and it will make a very long, lawn-mowing season for us. While mowing out back, I scared a small garter snake and apparently those girlish things never go away because I screamed as it (quite reasonably) fled from the tractor-mower I was riding on. The next day I was sitting in the sun and Don came out to see me. I stood up and started to walk toward him. "Honey, just stay where you are," he said in the tone of voice that only the Snake-Fearing among us understand. Another garter snake. It is spring, after all, when a young snake's fancy turns to...girl snakes, I guess.  "Could you just kill it?" I asked. (And I understand that this is NOT the politically correct thing to do.) He didn't. Said he'd catch the next one and show it out to the large rock and brush pile in the woods. Well, okay. I guess.

But here's the great news. Look what arrived this morning.

Our box of garlic, potatoes, onions, asparagus roots, rhubarb, and one tiny lilac bush. All things that will have to wait 48 hours because we're supposed to have a hard freeze tonight and tomorrow night.

But it's a promise of vegetables to come. Braids of garlic hanging in the garage. Bins of potatoes resting quietly in the dark. Beautiful, enormous pale golden onions drying outside on top of the trampoline. Ruby red rhubarb pie. It's a promise of hard work, weeding and watching for horn worms. Garden bounty. And some day, in a couple of years, fragrant dark purple lilacs.

The asparagus will take 3 years before we can harvest any of it. Knowing this, you're thinking, why didn't we put it in last year? Well, because we didn't. We had trees to plant, raspberry trellises to build, grapes to stake, and an enormous deer fence to put up. So this year we are putting in rhubarb and asparagus.

Today it's cold and windy, though, so I'm sitting inside writing and dreaming of the promise of what's to come.

can it be spring?

We are back from four days in Southern California, visiting my son and his family. We had a day at the beach, a day at a seaside, windswept golf course, and a few days playing with our grand-daughter. And it was the trip in which we learned we will never take the red-eye flight again.

Now home, we are having a week of very early spring weather. Too much, too soon,  too fast. Nevertheless, the glint of spring peeks out at me and I rejoice.

Funny how one, impossibly tiny golden flower can make your heart leap.

After some discussion, we also peeled back the straw from a very sodden, pathetic strawberry bed. I was afraid they would get too wet and rot underneath their protective blanket. We'll have to watch the weather. If it's going to freeze again (and certainly it will -- won't it?) we'll need to carefully rake some of the straw back over them. Same thing for the garlic.

And then there's bleached-out, soaking wet , headless Dolly. She's had a good run this past year, but I'm thinking like all young girls, she will want new clothes come spring.

Last October when we put the garden to bed, I was exhausted, happy to see the twisted, black tomato vines get pulled up, overjoyed to cut down 6' okra plants (really more like small trees) and oh so glad to stop picking bush beans. Labor intensive, they are too close to the ground, so this year we are going to grow pole beans. See how that goes.

But now that we've had a long spell with no garden, I find myself missing it. I'm excited to get packages of seeds in the mail. Fairytale pumpkins, Christmas lima beans, peas, spinach, sweet corn. And there are packages of flower seeds as well. A new, pink morning glory, forget-me-nots for under the large maple tree, pale jonquil yellow nasturtiums, and something called Bridal Party California poppies. The last are an experiment. I have already planted the somniferum poppies. They're getting harder to find, so I save them from year to year. They are one of the few seeds I can just scatter and they grow. Huge, floating, dancing melon-colored blossoms that the Mason bees fly in and out of until they're drunk and dizzy with opium pollen. I've told my husband this may be the year I get arrested for growing opium poppies. Ah me, the headlines:  61-year-old Grandmother arrested for growing opium in garden.

The sun is out at the moment but it is too warm and we have been told to expect 70 mph winds, large hail, strong storms, possibly even a tornado. I'm not afraid of tornados. I'm afraid of going in the basement if one comes.

How to Train Your Dragon

The wee one is coming along fine these days. She has been with us about three months now. She came to us at two years old, having already had a litter of pups, and unspayed. And untrained. She was a kennel dog, but had been well socialized with other dogs, people, and, thankfully, small children. This last was very important to me because of having my grand-children around. She is a natural with them and lets them hold her, squeeze her gently, and sit with them if they watch cartoons. She did not know how to climb stairs (up or down). She did not know what toys were, how to sit in a lap, or how to jump on a couch. All this, and she was not house-broken.

She's come along famously. Now she is the beloved dog of two people with nothing better to do (at least in her mind) than to play with her and love her. She has learned everything, including some regular doggie stuff like "sit" and "stay." Her goofy, troll-dolly face makes everyone smile and even my husband is not immune. Her name is Cricket, which I like, and I think it suits her. My husband calls her "Pickles" which is his special pet name for her.

If you have not seen this movie, "How to Train Your Dragon" I highly recommend it. I am categorically not an animated movie lover, so for me to recommend an animated film is really a stretch. But now that we have Cricket (aka Pickles) she really does look like the dragon in this film, albeit a much smaller version. Especially when she is playing like in this photo.

She never bites hard, so this is just play. With wild eyes.

How to Train my Dragon? The same as in the movie. With love, respect, occasional treats, repetition, and fun. She is one smart little cookie and she seems to like learning new skills.

I think it was Will Rogers who said, "If dogs don't go to heaven when they die, then when I die, I want to go where the dogs go."

Me, too.

Hair Cuts

Okay, remember this girl? Here she is in all her late fall glory, covered with apples. Don ate some of them while he was mowing the lawn, but most were wormy so we let the deer have them.
Now check her out.

Here she is, post hair cut. A tree trimmer, experienced in fruit tree trimming (or so we hoped) came out and chopped away. He cut most of the water spout growth from the top, thinned out the middle, and more or less gave her a Dorothy Hammil cut. Like a human, there were lots of trimmings on the floor afterwards. I thought he was going to clean this up like they do at the beauty parlor. But no.
I myself got a haircut this week. Not a Dorothy Hammil, though I've had one in my life. Don got a picture of a movie star and said, "You'd look cute in this hair cut." I showed it to the girl who cuts my hair and she said "sure, no problem" and off she went. A huge pile on the floor later, I have much shorter hair, too many layers, and my hair only looks okay if I spend half an hour styling it. Fortunately, like apple trees, my hair grows fast. By spring, she will be in full flower, and my hair will be back down to grazing my shoulders.
We are leaving to drive to Boston this week. I am so thrilled. February in Michigan is cold and wet and gloomy. Boston may be no better, but seeing the smiles on my grand-daughter's face will lighten my heart. Cricket must go to the kennel for the week. Having managed to completely spoil her in the two months we've had her, I was so worried about leaving her. But this morning we stopped by the vet for a kennel cough vaccination and flea control and the women at the vet ooh-ed and aah-ed over her and picked her up and cuddled her and said, "We can't WAIT until Cricket comes next week." So. Worry over.
My mind is jumping all over the place this morning. Hard to keep thoughts in order. I had Don bring up hamburger, tomatoes, onions and peppers from the basement and I need to get the chili started. Cricket is snoring on the couch. I just finished reading "Profiles in Courage" by John F. Kennedy. At first I thought it was mis-titled. I would have called it "Profiles of Early American Politicians." But of course then no one would have read it. None of the profiles fit my definition of courage. But then later, thinking it over, I realized it's precisely what's lacking in politicians today. None of them have the courage to stand up and say what they believe in. None of them have the courage of their convictions. They just say, "Elect me. Things will get better." Uh huh. But how? What will you do? What will you not do? These are the questions that plague me because I got up at 4:30 this morning.

Groundhog Day

I thought it would never be February. And yet here it is. Somewhere in this country, many places in fact, crabby, anxious little biting furry animals are being dragged from their warm holes to see if they cast a shadow. This happens most notably in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania where Punxsutawney Phil is hauled unceremoniously from his den while being filmed for everyone to watch. Of course the original Punxsutawney Phil perished many years ago and we are, I believe, on our 31st groundhog with that same name. Males and females.

I don't know if they cast a shadow it means 6 more weeks of winter, or if they don't cast a shadow it means 6 more weeks of winter. But either way, I can tell you from experience, at the first week in February, we will certainly have at least six more weeks of winter. This is not rocket science. This is calendar reading.  Similar to what doctors do when they give you a "due date" for a baby. They say, "When do you think you think you last had sex?" Then they get out a calendar and count to 40 and hey, presto, you have a due date. This part does not take four years of medical school.

We do not have a ground hog. We have Phil. Here he is. Isn't he glorious?

Phil the Pheasant comes every day to our bird feeders now. Here he is by the rocks near the driveway, cautiously picking his way to the feeders. He stays for an hour or more and gorges his way to health and happiness. The one day I didn't realize he was there, I let Cricket out and she ran faster than I believed possible for a girl of her size. Phil can't take off suddenly like smaller birds, so he ran like  Roadrunner for a few wild steps, leaving a beautiful tail feather-shaped pattern in the snow before he got airborne.

Have I put in a picture of our house yet? I don't think so. Here is what it looks like this time of year. In the front you can see the small tree close to the house. This is where all the bird feeders are. Where Phil eats every day.

Ah, my 140 year old house. It looks so innocent here, doesn't it? All dusted with powdered sugar snow, the flag floating in a light wind, surrounded by maple trees hundreds of years old. Trust me, the house is not so innocent. She harbors all manner of tricks. Critters such as Phil are wonderful outside. But when they come inside it's different. I still won't go down in the basement. Two months ago, Don shot a snake down there. With a BB gun of all things! (Don had the BB gun, not the snake, but these days you never know.) Afterwards he had to DEAL with the thing. Dear God. So can you blame me? If spring ever comes, we are going to go all around outside the house plugging holes where the mice get in. Because this is how it starts. First the mice, then.... 

But as I say, spring is at least six weeks off.  No matter if you have a ground hog or a pheasant.